To steal a phrase from Bill Simmons, has Kirschner entered the Tyson Zone? Seriously, is there anything he could do that would still surprise you? I mean, in this situation you got a bat flying in circles around the apartment, Hyatt being the single-most unhelpful person in the history of people trying to help each other, and Trubow doing some weird Nigel Thornberry impression. Total chaos everywhere. So what does Kirsch do? Just starts whipping a bag in a million directions until the bat flies into it. No big. Carry on people, nothing to see here.
On the flip side, though, talk about a tough day to be a bat. Can't even watch Michael Phelps in the 200-meter fly without someone throwing a bag over you and tossing it out the window. Kinda ruined a sneaky huge month for bats.
Also, I am completely dreading the day when I'm a husband/father and am expected to deal with this kinda stuff when it happens in our house. Just so not my scene.
P.S. No chance this bat goes through all this trouble to watch Lochte. Bats see right through guys like him.
