Tropical Storm Hannah Downgraded to Category 0

Listen, Hannah Storm is hot. This isn't breaking news. She's been dominating ESPN for the past fews years now. But one day when she decides she wants to have a go with me, I"m going to have to pass. Sorry little lady, can't do it. Not with those Professor McGonagall hands. Seriously, has anyone else noticed this besides me? Her hands are so bony and wrinkly I don't know what to do with myself. I can't get over it. It was extremely apparent during those NBA Finals interviews, and unfortunately this is the best video I could find. Feel free to disagree with me, but don't say I didn't warn you.