My roommates are in the other room screaming and giggling like girls over Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 64. Somebody kill me. Seriously, just thrust in the dagger and twist. Because this has to be the worst game ever invented. Like, "Oh my god, you killed me even though I WAS THE ONE THAT HAD THE HAMMER!" Get over yourself. It's not 1998 anymore, guys. They have real video games like FIFA and Call of Duty. Not to mention the background music on that thing is almost as unbearable as the Beatles. That's right I said it.
I just don't understand why people actually play this game. I feel like I'm on the outside of some big joke or something. I think I'm beginning to realize its one of those hipster things where the fact that it's terrible and not fun makes people want to play it. Because it's ironic and shit. Riddle me that.
