BREAKING NEWS

Zack Trubow is leaving Wentworth and taking his talents to Italy. In his press conference, Zack cited the success of Brandon Jennings as an influence on his decision. However, early reports are that a gambling dispute between Zack and Coach Raj is what caused the divorce. I’ll blog more when new information surfaces.

Also, through the power of super-agent Jet Striar, Calvin forced a trade from Sacramento to the Los Angeles Lakers. Sacramento acquired newly-signed PG Steve Blake in the deal. When asked why he wanted to play for the Lakers, Calvin responded, “Two words: Frat colors, brah.”