Jamie

NBA Comparison: Joe Johnson

Favorite Move: Catch-and-shoot from mid-range

Bio: Overcomes the greatest obstacles by usually being the most hungover during games. Jamie doesn’t take shit from anybody, in life and on the court. Arguably the best lifeguard that Camp Chikami has ever seen, this chowdahead leads an army of underage kids in camp softball every week. His talents don’t stop there though, as he is just as good a basketball player. When he’s not wrecking people on the court though, Jamie likes to kick it to Kenny Chesney, play You Got Served, and tell cops to go fuck themselves.

Strengths: If there’s one thing you can bet on, it’s that Jamie Dyer is knocking down the majority of his shots during a basketball game. The kid just doesn’t miss. If you leave him open for even a second, his teammates will find him and he’ll drain it in your eye. Also knows how to put himself in positions to catch and shoot following penetrating drives from teammates. Has improved at getting his own shot off the dribble, too. A good perimeter defender and passer, having Jamie on your team instantly makes you better.

Must improve: Scouts would like to see him fake the shot and drive to the basket at times.