It's too late to apologize, I realize that. And unlike One Republic I can't just throw Timbaland on this blog right now to make everything better. But I'm issuing my first apology blog in regards to the lazy/boring Patriots blog I just posted.
The number 1 rule of blogging is: If your chick ever says to you before her birthday, "If you really loved me, you would know what to get me," you always buy her an Xbox without even hesitating. That's just your automatic instinct. She's getting the Xbox. Because the look on her face has to be a Top 10 Face of All Time. Just pure disbelief and hatred and speechlessness all wrapped up together (haha pun). Seriously fellas, Xbox.
Ok j playin'. The most important rule of blogging is actually, "Not posting a blog at all is sometimes better than posting a bad one." And I completely disobeyed this rule when I rushed through that blog earlier. I literally wrote it in between Hung and Entourage (fantastic finale, btw) and there aren't even commercial breaks, so that should tell you something. I realized shortly after that it was horrendous, but I'm not in the business of deleting posts, so it's up there forever.
I basically did a summary of the Patriots game which shows a lack of creativity on my part. The Jwoww joke is kinda excusable but the joke about tight ends? C'mon Mike. Amateur. But the worst part was I completely wasted my joke about the Holiday Inn. It's a play on the commercial, get it? Just comedic gold and I blew it.
Anyway, if I'm not mistaken, Mad Men STILL isn't going to watch itself tonight, so I gotta get on that.
