Dude this sucks. Yeah we won our first game 33-0 and we're probably well on our way to the SHIP. Whatever. I just realized that opposing quarterbacks aren't even gonna think of throwing my direction this year. That means no interceptions. No pick-6's. Just no stats at all. It's like I don't even exist.
I got like two passes thrown my way the whole game and I swatted them both down like whoa. I mean, honestly I don't blame anyone. I wouldn't throw my way either. I'm a black hole where offense goes to die. But I made the mistake of telling the entire world about Salvucci Island and the secret is Kenny Powers. (fucking out).
Anyway, Salvucci Island went under. Now it's all about Miggy Asomugha. The unanimous best cover corner in the league that gets no stats because he's too good. Whoop-de-doo.
