Ok this shit is getting ridiculous. I’m starting to become legitimately worried that I have Paul Pierce-syndrome, meaning I can only grow facial hair 2/3 of the way down my cheek. Seriously, I haven’t made any progress in like 4 years. My dad’s got the thick mustache going, so I figured I was golden. But apparently not. Sure, it grows back pretty quickly and everything, but I just can’t close the gap between my chin and my cheeks. It’s frustrating as hell. I honestly want nothing more in life than to be able to grow a nice manly beard and not have to worry about shaving every 3 days.
But if you thought I was going to just take this laying down, then you are wrong my friend. Not on my watch. That’s not how the Salvuchasaurus does things. So yesterday, I decided it was time for a change. I figured maybe it was my electric Remington that was stunting my growth. So after class, I took the bus to CVS and bought myself my first disposable razor and some Gillette Shave Gel. And I’m proud to say that I only have three cuts on my face right now. And hot damn! What a close shave it is! I’m convinced that this is going to work. I’ll keep you updated. Or maybe you can just judge for yourself.
